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Joke of the Day
"Did anyone ever find out who let the dogs out?"
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"I feel ripped off. I was with a bunch of kids today and not one of them said anything even remotely darndest."
"What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag."
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a hooker with diarrhea? You shuck the oyster between fits."
"If vampires like the taste of blood so much they should floss."
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending."
"Made the mistake of letting my east coast newspaper freeze on the steps this winter... I've fallen on some hard Times."
"I'm not schizophrenic, but he is (points at nothing)"
"The Annual Urology vs Proctology Basketball Tournament ended predictably... Urology is #1 Proctology is #2"
"Why did Simba's dad die in a stampede? Because he didn't Moofassa enough! Edit: general consensus was to add ""enough"""