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Joke of the Day

"I feel ripped off. I was with a bunch of kids today and not one of them said anything even remotely darndest."

"Terrorists are starting to get worried coz Americans have now started to steal their jobs"

"Me: ""I want to go on a diet."" Food: ""LOL no."""

"Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls."

"Overweight people know they're overweight, tall people know they're tall, why is it that stupid people don't know what they are?"

"What do you call a slutty potato chip? A Free-to-lay"

"What do you call a spider with no legs? A raisin"

"What do cigarettes and pussy have in common? The closer you get to the butt, the more flavor you get."

"Two atoms in a pub Two atoms meet in the pub. One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.' The second atom with a strong British accent asks, 'Are you sure?' The first one replies, ' yes I'm positive.'"

"I tried to make this post all about why Finland DOES actually exist... ...but I couldn't Finnish."