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Joke of the Day
"There is no ""we"" in pizza"
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"A bus station is where a bus stops; a train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station."
"It's like these fools at the gym have never seen a girl with roller skates on the treadmill before."
"What do you get when you mix a penis with a potato? A dick-tater"
"My vegan friend asked me if I've met his new girlfriend I said I've never seen herbivore"
"Have you heard of the new birth control for men? put a rock in your shoe and it will make you limp"
"A kid gets home very distressed..... And says ""mom everyone at school says that im always distracted"" ""FOR THE LAST TIME KID, YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR!!!!"""
"I heard Monica lewinsky voted for Trump Just to fuck a Clinton one more time"
"Found this in r/funny ""When I said to nuke the Chinese, I meant to put the takeout in the microwave!"""
"What does a carpenter do after one night stand? A matching one for the other side of the bed."