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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a police station Policeman says ""Why the long face?"" Horse replies ""I've just witnessed a murder"" [True story](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-29550834)"

"Restaurant Activity: Walk over to a table of strangers and ask, ""Who ordered the farts?"" Then, fart."

"What do whores and sailors have in common? They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one."

"What do you call a horny man ghost hunting? A **boo**ty call."

"I support Trump on a number of issues, but the one thing I cannot get over is the wall heh"

"""God damn it son. I'm not made out of honey!"" - Father bee to son bee."

"Q: Why should you never run in front of a bus? A: You will get tired."

"I accidentally gave my newborn Muscle Milk instead of formula and now he's blasting Pantera and doing one arm pull-ups off his crib"

"my cat sounds so cute when he sneezes but i really wish he'd stop wasting the coke. it's like goddamn amateur hour with him."

"Paraplegic Party you goin to the paraplegic party? I hear its gonna be crawling with pussy"