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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a police station Policeman says ""Why the long face?"" Horse replies ""I've just witnessed a murder"" [True story](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-29550834)"

"How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit? Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments."

"How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post? They like it!"

"A man walks into a confessional and farts... Upon hearing the priest start to gag he says, ""Forgive me Father, for I have wind."""

"how do you start a rave in africa glue a piece of bread to the roof"

"What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!"

"Ran out of laundry detergent, so I poured in some Windex. It worked OK, except for all the birds smacking into me."

"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird."

"What is yellow and wears a mask? The Lone Lemon."

"I really hate being bipolar... ...it's great!"