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Joke of the Day

"Forget solar and wind, America should figure out a way to power itself on internet backlash and mock outrage."

"Buzz Aldrin is the second man on the moon... Neil before me"

"When I punish my future kids I wont just take their phone I'm gonna be them on social media & just comment ""nice"" on everyones old pool pics"

"What do you call not wanting to reminisce? No-stalgia."

"Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes? Never 21"

"Condoleeza Rice's less successful sister is Apartmentleeza Rice."

"If an athlete gets athlete's foot what does an astronaut get? Missile toe."

"What's the difference between a pill and my penis? A pill can achieve an erection."

"All the toilets in New York's police stations have mysteriously vanished. Now the police have nothing to go on."

"I read an interesting stat online the other day.... Apparently 1 in two and a half men are HIV positive."