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Joke of the Day

"There's just 1 thing u can count on: fingers. And calculators. 2 things. Oh abacuses. Three. Jeez Im gonna need to make a list. Lists. Four."

"I didn't believe the rumours about clowns being spotted all over the country Until I saw them debating on TV."

"You can only push me so far before I breakdance."

"What do women and Tony Stark have in common? They are both Fe Males."

"There are few problems in life that can't be sorted by slowing down, taking a deep breath, and THEN drawing winged eyeliner on a raccoon."

"Turns out if you fake a heart attack every Monday work sends you to HR and not the hospital."

"If Biff's gang had smoked E-cigarettes in 'Back to the Future 2,' it would've seemed like the least realistic thing in the movie."

"If you can't handle me at my Walmart, you don't deserve me at my Target."

"What's a barista in France's favorite workout? A French press"

"What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge? *""I set* ***who*** *free?""*"