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Joke of the Day
"How do you get an art major off your front porch? Pay for the pizza!"
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"No one in here better be making any jokes about Fred Phelps' death God hates gags."
"Did you know that you could cool yourself to absolute zero... and still be 0K?"
"Wearing sunglasses inside is a great way to let people know that you should be hated unconditionally"
"I lost my virginity when I was in high school, which was awesome... however I was home schooled."
"If Donald Trump becomes the President of the United States of America... ...there will be hell toupee!"
"Today, a man looked me right in the face & said ""You're not hot!"" Actually it was a cop &he said ""Here's your ticket. Have a nice evening."""
"How do rhinos like their eggs? Poached."
"Two clocks are sitting around, when a man walks up the man takes away the clocks little hands and walks away. The clocks then yell at him, saying ""You can't do that, it's hours!"""
"Every day I try to learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice."