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Joke of the Day

"Everyone on here complains about ""the hivemind"" and ""circlejerk"" ruining the site I don't get it, it's not like it's Comcast or anything?"

"What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !"

"I just had my ass blasted.. It was an explosive diarrhea."

"Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box? She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling ""Lie to me, lie to me!"""

"My pastor said the day gay marriage was made fully legal in the US was worse than 9/11."

"What's the difference between the Circus and the Playboy Mansion? The Circus features a cunning array of stunts."

"Dirty Laundry When you wash a teenage boy's socks, you're doing a load of loads"

"What time of day was Adam born? Just a little before Eve"

"What do you call an infinite series with a finite result that has never had sex? Convirgin."

"When I met my wife I knew she was a keeper She was wearing massive gloves."