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Joke of the Day

"The official carriers of India and Pakistan. because of the risk factors: Pakistan International Airlines or PIA is expanded to Please Inform Allah. Air India or AI is expanded to Already Informed."

"I get chills down my spine every time I hear the song Stayin' Alive... I don't know, there's something about the Bee Gees that just gives me the heebie jeebies"

"I always thought I had a massive cock. Turned out to be an ostrich"

"Oh, I'm just in the bathroom stall, standing on the toilet. So yeah, it's 4/20 & I'm totally high on pot."

"If someone approaches you and offers you a Black Eyed Peas album, remain calm. You have just encountered a member of the Black Eyed Peas."

"I would go to any lengths to find a good measuring tape."

"What do you call assistants that help citrus fruit? Lemonade."

"How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house."

"The great Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 20,000 women For Chuck Norris, that's a Tuesday."

"Why do farmers put bells on cows? Because their horns dont work!"