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Joke of the Day

"The official carriers of India and Pakistan. because of the risk factors: Pakistan International Airlines or PIA is expanded to Please Inform Allah. Air India or AI is expanded to Already Informed."

"Why do you like little kids...? They have to use TWO hands."

"the closest I've ever come to a threesome was when I was mowing the lawn and I got hit in the face by two dragonflies having sex in mid air"

"""Ok just so I'm clear on this - this dog can bark for 11 hrs straight & only poops in other people's yards? I'll take it!"" - my neighbor"

"*stops by new neighbor* Welcome, I brought you a cake! -Wow, thank you! You know, you didn't have to do that! Oh, ok. *walks away with cake*"

"Fool me once, shame on me. Fool your Japanese father, shame on your whole family."

"There was a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could binomial."

"What is a racist's favorite seafood dish? Klu Klux Klam"

"What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines? Kit Cat Bar"

"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."