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Joke of the Day

"""Do you have a problem with drugs?"" ""Nah, I don't have a problem with drugs. I like all of them."""

"Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator."

"TIL the Hindenburg fire wasn't caused by excess heat After all, it's not the heat, it's the humanity."

"My girlfriend told me that she had slept with 144 people before me. Now that's just gross."

"Whats more bruised than an old apple? My asshole after a night with Caitlyn Jenner"

"What do you say to a urinating Italian? You're-a-pee'n"

"Coworker: I don't even know what's wrong with me. *sighs Me: Oo Oooo pick me pick me I know *raises hand with answer"

"What's the difference between a terrorist and a Jewish mother? You can make an agreement with a terrorist!"

"i was singing a christmas song I was Singing a Christmas song and I replaced mistel with camel"

"Celebrating Good Friday by honoring Jesus aka doing the same thing he did today and hanging with my Bros."