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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar every time someone called me a racist, a lot of black people would try to rob me"
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"It's funny how all those ""best places in the world"" lists always forget to include the Internet."
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Because their sheep can hear zippers."
"How do you know when your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"Advice to women: don't confuse men with credit cards."
"Boy: Do you like parties? Girl: Yes, why? Boy: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
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