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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: All Idiots Stand Up A boy stand up Teacher: so are you an idiot ? Boy: No I can't bear you standing alone madam..."

"My girlfriend told me I was one in a million... When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right"

"What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events? ICandy"

"Pretty sure Zinedine Zidane never forgave his parents for all the waiting he had to do for his attendance call in school."

"I'm one more weekend on the couch away from being a throw pillow."

"I tried to be friends with my computer mouse But he's too cliquey."

"I lost my dishwasher, washingmashine, dryer, iron, stove, and vacumcleaner today. Her funeral will be this saturday."

"My grandfather always said: ""Don't look after your money, look after your health"" Once I was looking after my health and someone stole my money. It was my grandfather."

"Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan."

"My wife once told me she was a rich b***h. Turns out she was only half right..."