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Joke of the Day
"Copyright In India, copyright means the right to copy."
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"I keep having these fantasies about the beautiful Lottery Lady on Saturday Evening TV ... .... No, not about winning the jackpot, I'm imagining her holding my balls in her hands."
"[an octopus seeing a snake for the first time] OMG a foot!"
"What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup? A laksa."
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"Don't read ""part a"" backwards. It's a trap."
"A Russian boy asks his father... A Russian boy asks his father ""Daddy, can I have 5 ruble to buy milk, bread, and vodka?"" to which his father replies ""20 ruble?! What do you need 50 ruble for?!"""
"I'm pretty sure Morgan Freeman was narrating while the universe was being created"