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Joke of the Day
"Copyright In India, copyright means the right to copy."
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"I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it. Apparently, she left me a few days ago."
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"Why didnt Jesus become a boxer? Crosses killed him."
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"Priests should not have to live in a state of forced celibacy, but be free to marry and let celibacy slowly descend upon them the usual way."
"It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the Worsta Rhymes."