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Joke of the Day

"I should start a pizza place called original pizza, abreviated OP and it will only have take out. OP will not deliver"

"What do you call a potato on the street corner? Idaho"

"Someone called my call center today to tell a joke I don't think I've ever heard: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *SLURP*"

"Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes? Mosqui-toes."

"Glass coffins - will they catch on? Remains to be seen!"

"(nsfw) What do pimples and catholic priests have in common? They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13."

"That awkward moment when you're trying not to look when someone is staring at you."

"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old."

"The hipster A hipster was traveling down some river rapids. He came across a fork in the river and decided to take the left fork because the right was too mainstream"