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Joke of the Day
"I just deleted all the German contacts from my phone. It's Hans free"
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"I hope at the end of the movie, Batman and Superman have to sit down and write a list of all the things they appreciate about each other."
"What's a mathematician's favorite kind of music? Logarithms"
"Saint West, the patron of selfies"
"A far right party wins an election in Germany with 60% of the vote. I did nazi that coming"
"love cafes w exposed brick exposed filament lightbulbs love sitting there w my skin peeled back a lil exposed muscle"
"The only way to make conservatives feel threatened by climate change is to convince them the climate is gay."
"On bad days I like to take a pregnancy test to remind myself that things could be much worse."
"It's ok to believe in life after love. Cher if you agree."
"what did the strong bee say to the weak bee? beehold my power"