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Joke of the Day

"Apparently the first thing you should say after you back over your wife's foot is ""I'm sorry"" not ""I guess that means no sex tonight"""

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"Public bathrooms are why parkour was invented."
"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a crowded bar brandishing a revolver yelling ""Who's been screwing my wife?"" A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, ""You don't have enough ammo, mate!"""
"My Friend said her ovaries hurt I told her she was Ovary-acting."
"The good news is, I found my phone charger in my bed while I was vacuuming my sheets. The bad news is, you read that 2nd part correctly."
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"The only reason I'm on LinkedIn is to find employed dates for the weekends."
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