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Joke of the Day

"4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths."

"Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?"

"If you want to say something ""rude"" for the person you hate the most: 'It wouldn't be worth it to buy your voodoo doll, because i would anyways throw it in a fire right away. it's money wasting!"

"I had to tell my toddler not to step on the baby. Four times. All my grandchildren from her will be cats."

"If you marry a woman in Tennessee, but divorce her in Kentucky... ... is she still your sister?"

"*knock knock* whos there? sir theres been an accident. theres been an accident who?"

"Why is the ocean blue? Because all the fish in there goes ""bloo bloo bloo"""

"What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench The NBA"

"I have sex with my girlfriend and her twin. How do I tell them apart? Her brother has a moustache."

"Today I was hit in the back of the head with a bag of ice I was knocked out cold"