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Joke of the Day
"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks."
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"You can teach a man to lead a fish to water but you can't make him drink a horse"
"How do you say virgin in German? Goodentite"
"[Horrible Joke] Why did the pretzel maker break his PC? He was too salty. (Overwatch competitive)"
"A vulture is boarding an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, ""I'm sorry sir, there is only one carrion allowed per passenger."""
"Someone asked me where I will be in 5 years? I said I don't know, I dont have 20/20 vision. Compliments to my dad for that one."
"What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico? They wash themselves."
"What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted."
"I'm driving through a town called Brosville, Virginia. I bet I know what comes next."
"Tell you what I know about dwarves very little. I can say that, they look up to me."