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Joke of the Day

"Jokes . . . . I need some jokes to crack my ultra resistant friends, Please Help! P.S I don't care whether they are rude or not."

"Tarzan a un raton Que le dice Tarzan a un raton? - Tan pequeno y con bigote!. - Y que le dice el raton a Tarzan?. - Tan grandote y con panal!."

"""HOW MUCH FOR THE GREEN SMART CAR?"" ""Ma'am, that's a watermelon"""

"You guys, The Hunger Games movie is distracting us from reality- which is, of course, The Hunger Games."

"A guy walks into a bar of soap."

"Whats the best part of living in Switzerland? Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus."

"What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty? Because they named him Stevie Twoder."

"I have OCD and ADHD... So everything has to be just right, but only for a little while."

"I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex... I'm tired. I'm washing my hair. I've got a headache. I am your sister-in-law."

"What is it called when a gamer fights someone? An Asthma attack."