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Joke of the Day
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, ""Bach, Bach, Bach"""
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"""Is it not funny or am I just not getting it?"" ~ Everyone reading a newspaper comic strip"
"Monster-making as a Hobby by Frank N. Stine"
"If a man and woman from Arkansas get a divorce... Are they still brother and sister?"
"I raised the alarm at work today. The midgets were all furious."
"Me: Excuse me sir, what's your Wi-Fi password? Him: *[Leans in] *[Whispers angrily] THIS IS A FUNERAL Me: *[Types in] THIS IS A FUNERAL"
"My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with Italian food. I wouldn't put it pasta."