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Joke of the Day

"Co-worker playfully snapped my suspenders and now everyone in the office knows my safe word."

"With all the racism talk going around I thought I would do my part to put a stop to it. I am no longer going to use the word ""Vinegar"" at work because it sounds slightly racist."

"The speed in which a woman says ""nothing"" when asked ""what's wrong"" is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's coming."

"Scientists have found a definite link between sugar highs and pedophilia If you have a sugar high, you've probably eaten too many lolis."

"Best Joke which defines me I am married and not allowed to make decisions :D"

"Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill? walking. JK ROLLING"

"I'm looking into joining the rubber band industry after High school. I've heard from multiple people that it has quite extensive opportunities."

"What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? One day my prints will come."

"What did the Elk say after leaving a gay bar? I cannot believe I just blew 50 bucks back there!"

"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food... Neither have they."