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Joke of the Day

"Why does Piglett smell nasty? He plays with Pooh."

"I've always wanted to own a funeral home.... With the slogan, ""We love it when business is dead."""

"Remember when Indiana Jones risked having his arm crushed to rescue his hat? I'd do that for my iPhone."

"What car does Jesus drive? A Chrysler"

"I like how babies always look drunk. Even after only one beer."

"Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up? It was a wannabe wallaby!"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero"

"Step on a crack, break your momma's back! So then I went on a walk with my family. I stepped on a crack, looked at my mom, and said ""Why didn't your back break, mom?"" ""You're adopted."""

"What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo"

"Did you here the one about the midget that finally admitted he was gay? He came out of the cupboard."