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Joke of the Day
"What hotel does Link always ask for? HYATT"
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"Why are girls bad at maths? They can't even."
"A man is being arrested by a female police officer she informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" ""Anything?"" he asks with a smirk ""Anything."" ""Tits please"""
"Wanna know my secret to rock hard abs? I ride the mechanical duck outside the grocery store 300 times a day."
"First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning? Second person: No. First person: Good!"
"*has no girlfriend or kids* *gives out dating and parenting advice*"
"Have you heard the joke about Murphy's Law? It goes like... no wait... ah, damn it."
"Why are most hurricanes named after women Because when they come they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and your car."
"What's gray and all around? Everything. I'm a dog."
"I asked Siri to tell me a joke She turned the front-facing camera on"