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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a stripclub and a circus? One has cunning stunts and the other has stunning cunts."

"Judge: Guilty Me: Sayyoudidwhat. Judge: What did you say? Me: Judge? Did you just reverse my sentence? *Stage dives into cheering jury*"

"Want to hear a joke about testicles? Today's your lucky day, because I've got two!"

"Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ? 'Quick' said one 'run ! Before they say we did it !"

"How do Jewish turtles greet each other? Shellom."

"If Dracula saw Twilight, he'd stake himself."

"Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can't do is pick up it's own poop. You're just a poop collector."

"Reasons to bake a cake after the kids go to bed: 1. To surprise them with it. 2. So they never know you ate an entire cake without sharing."

"Gandalf: It is in men that we must place our hope Elrond: Have you seen their tweets"

"What do you call two guys above a window? Curt 'n Rod"