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Joke of the Day

"Why did the police chief tell his officers to show up 15 minutes early to the political demonstration? To beat the crowds."

"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Making the decision to turn off life support."

"If someone writes you a long email that ends with ""Thoughts?"" just reply ""Nope."""

"How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!"

"B:You can never be possessed by any demonic beings. G:Why? Is it because I am very religious? B:No! Its because you are always so salty"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-Sore-Arse"

"An infinite number of Sean Murray walks into to a bar and gets a refund."

"it must be killing england not to be able to make fun of our dumbasses because their dumbasses did brexit"

"A priest walks up to a rabbi and says . . . ""Been in any good jokes lately?"""

"My fiancee is like a good joke Short and Sweet"