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Joke of the Day

"I contacted and arranged for a meet with an undercover FBI agent to show my skills in deduction and reasoning.. Unfortunately,a 14 yr old girl showed up at the coffee shop"

"so the new ghostbusters took a trip to the hospital recently and i.m over here like 'ladies, you have to wait.'"

"Years ago I used to do a lot of drag racing... ...buy I kept tripping in those high heels"

"TOA! The Transvestites of America want to wish everyone a happy holiday season, remember to eat, drink, and be Mary."

"Drive me up the wall, so I know you're 4 wheel"

"If you're meeting someone, get to the place early so you'll have a few minutes to kick back and repeatedly text, ""Where are you"""

"In the future, everyone will have to make a public apology for 15 minutes."

"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian!"

"My father once told me, ""Son, you're not an African't American, You're an African American't."" Just kidding. I'm black. I don't have a father."

"How do you make holy water? Fill a container and boil the hell out of it"