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Joke of the Day

"Well, lookie there. Bring a cheesecake to a gunfight and suddenly EVERYBODY wishes you'd brought a knife."

"My career as a baseball catcher was cut short because I insisted on kissing the ball every time before I threw it back to the pitcher."

"Who's gonna be the next queen of R&B? I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!"

"What do you call a knight who cheats on tests? Glancelot"

"I once lip locked the soft ice dispenser at Dairy Queen until the manager had to hit me with a mop. So I know a little bit about rejection."

"in an era of declining male friendship, the rap crew is a more appealing concept than ever"

"What do me and my fridge have in common? Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne"

"What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile."

"Where do Muslim people go when they die? Everywhere"

"What kind of gum do astronauts chew? Hubble Bubble"