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Joke of the Day
"my parents did a terrible job of distributing my skill points"
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"Stinky Bathroom... Know why my bathroom doesn't stink? I exhaust fan the shit out of it."
"Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter"
"[At auto store] Employee: How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires? ""Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."""
"My youngest son gave me a dead leg yesterday. Now I'm wondering where he got it from."
"Mexico should agree to pay for the wall then once it's built tell Trump he did a terrible job and refuse to pay up."
"I hate when my camera rings, in the middle of a selfie."
"TIL that ""Call of Duty"" has a different name in the Middle-East They call it ""The Sims"""
"How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger? His mom is Thai and his dad is......."
"What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common? They both want to make money off of other people's work!"