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Joke of the Day
"Stinky Bathroom... Know why my bathroom doesn't stink? I exhaust fan the shit out of it."
Next Joke
"Girl called me the other day and said: 'Come on over, nobody's home' I went over, nobody was home."
"People who say they'll be late for their own funeral* *trust me. you'll make it."
"On a scale of one to ten... ...you aren't getting a helpful measurement of your weight"
"How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!"
"What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep."
"Who called it a vasectomy and not a cull de sack?"
"How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"[THIS IS NOT THE GENERIC CHICKEN JAYWALKING JOKE] Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""Hello From The Other Side""."
"What do you call an earthquake in NYC? Harlem Shake."