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Joke of the Day

"Stinky Bathroom... Know why my bathroom doesn't stink? I exhaust fan the shit out of it."

"DO YOU WANT ME TO RAP? I WILL RAP! - how I threaten my kids"

"I wanted to dress as Glenn Beck for Halloween, but I couldn't find enough ignorance and hate."

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger."

"what do you call a fake noodle an impasta"

"the homeless woman I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."

"So a hunter walks in to a bar and says, ""Bear with me""."

"What did the pirate say to the other pirate? Don't touch my booty"

"I made this girl fall in love with me textually. She said she wanted to # me @ her place."

"Gays in the military ""If gay men were allowed in the army, Saving Private Ryan will be a lot shorter, because it wouldn't take them 3 hours to find Matt Damon"" Adam Hills"