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Joke of the Day

"I like the alt-ending version of Se7en where there are donuts in that box and Morgan Freeman pulls a jug of cold milk out of his jacket"

"I told a girl to text me when she gets home. She must be homeless."

"In the very first line of the song, Pitbull claims he works very hard. He then rhymes ""Kodak"" with ""Kodak."""

"Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover? When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum."

"What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner? Post-Hummus"

"What do you call a pile of frog dung? Toad stools"

"Mayweather will probably win against Pacquiao He gets extra practice with his wife."

"What do you call a Chinese underage hooker? Sum Yung Ho"

"[marriage counselling] Her: he always thinks he's talking to me on CB radio Me: I don't, over Her: It's over Me: It's what? Over"

"Heard someone died from eating a meal that wasn't Instagrammed."