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Joke of the Day
"Never judge a book by its cover. Besides, you're on Twitter and don't even read books."
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"I used to live right in the core of the Big Apple. Unfortunately I had to move because it was a bit too seedy."
"A server asked Rene Descartes if he would like another cup of coffee... He replied, ""I think not!"" And disappeared."
"Why did the Kurd bury his music collection? His tribesman said ""ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."""
"What does 'J' stand for in Donald J Trump? 'Genius' (This joke was stolen from CharlieDarwin2)"
"Just got a job as a scientist and I fell in love with the periodic table whilst the music was on. It was my chemical romance."
"What's the most assigned elementary school essay in Chicago? ""What I want to be *IF* I grow up"""
"gotta love cousins... what do you call a hispanic man who's car got jacked? Carlos. what do you call the italian man who stole it? Carmine."
"How do you feel when there's no coffee? Depresso."
"What do you call the annual cat beauty pageant? The adora-bowl."