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Joke of the Day
"How do you feel when there's no coffee? Depresso."
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"What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office? Lost"
"Did you hear about the Easter Egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs"
"What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ? 2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)"
"Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!"
"My elderly narcoleptic neighbour burst into tears when I told her Davy Jones had died. I said ""Cheer up, sleepy Jean"""
"estoy embarazada - Mi amor, estoy embarazada. Que te gustaria que fuera? - Una broma?."
"Two muffins are in the oven. One looks over and says, ""Gee, don't you think it's hot in here?"" and the other muffin says, ""AAAAHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!"""
"There's a disease going around called these hands. You about to catch it."
"He drank the entire bottle of olive oil? Olive it."