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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Kurd bury his music collection? His tribesman said ""ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."""

"*standing outside your house I was totally going to stalk you but... *pets your dog instead"

"Here's a joke from Hilary Clintons emails... [deleted]"

"I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will say ""He's in a better place now."""

"What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale"

"Wife said since she got bangs she misses her eyebrows. I told her to think of her bangs as one big eyebrow. I shouldn't talk anymore."

"Now you can handle those nasty cuts from the comfort of your home... ... with ""Suture Self""."

"What US state has a lot of dirty laundry? Washington"

"Knock, knock Who's there? Wu Wu who? I wouldn't get too excited sir, I'm here to impound your car."

"Superman's first love got into writing really sappy love poetry. This is why he left her and kicked her out of his house. He said to her, ""Lana Lang Leav! """