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Joke of the Day

"I identified a body yesterday. ""That's a body!"" I said."

"Ever wonder where people got their surnames from? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher might have been a butcher. ...then there's Mr. Dickinson."

"Pretty good one liner ___________."

"I was given a recipe book for roadkill recently I collected some roadkill and followed the recipe. It tasted good but I have no idea what to do with his bike."

"What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire? A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it."

"So you've had white presidents, a black president and now an orange one. I'm crossing my fingers for the Hulk next time around."

"What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !"

"I hate when Doctors asks questions like . . . ""Are you sexually active?"" Depends on what you mean by ""active"". There are plenty of ""active"" volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years."

"Who ate those tomatoes? Tom ate those."

"Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet? Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt."