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Joke of the Day
"I threw up my hands in disgust last night. Knew I shouldn't have eaten them."
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"What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday? Forget about it."
"Morehead Kentucky Its ironic that marriages are now happening again in morehead Kentucky.. Normally when you get married it turns out to be less head."
"Why did little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally"
"Nothing worse than, after sex, looking down and seeing that limp used Condom hanging off your dick... Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you started."
"Mudering people is a lot like smoking cigarettes I can stop any time I want."
"Why does the bride always wear white? Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator."
"As a grown woman with no children or morals to slow me down, I will have a definite advantage during tomorrow's family Easter egg hunts."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ? Bully Jean is not my lover !"
"On my way to the mall yesterday I passed the Big & Tall Men's clothing store. Outside the store a troop of Girl Scouts were selling cookies. I guess it really is location, location, location..."