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Joke of the Day

"Dyslexia The difference between baking ricin vs. rice pudding for your friends and family this holiday season."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black."

"You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."

"What do you call it when Britain, Russia, and France make a sexual pun before WWI? A triple Entendre. History jokes, man. they're killers."

"[PetSmart] *approaches checkout with bird seed* ""that all for you today?"" Yes. How long does it usually take? ""For what?"" For them to grow"

"Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard? www.oody www.oodpecker."

"I can speak 10 languages. English and Binary"

"Idea: An animated sitcom where the characters age and change clothes."

"What do you get when you crossbreed a negro with an octopus? I've got no idea, but sure as hell would be useful at a cotton farm."

"What did the brick say to the rock? Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you."