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Joke of the Day

"Date: Do u have any allergies? Me: I'm allergic to raisins. They make me cry D: That's an unusual reaction M: They could've been wine!!"

"What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school? I don't know, I just fly the drone"

"Looking into buying a Saturn Ion sedan.. All the reviews I have read have been positive or negative."

"Don't make ebola jokes Some people just won't get it."

"""Here's your cup of Joe"" - Joe at the sperm bank"

"What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training? Well done."

"Hi, I'm Zack. You might remember me from HR meetings such as, ""We Don't Even Need to Watch the Security Tape to Know It Was You"""

"Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd Never Forget"

"The First Order from Star Wars VII were very environmentally conscious... ...because their Starkiller base was solar powered."

"I just got a job circumcising elephants. The pay is terrible, but the tips are huge."