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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training? Well done."

"How do men define a ""50/50"" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle."

"People are like slinkys... ... they're no fun to look at but when you push em down the stairs you cant help but smile."

"What do you call a skinny person that identifies as obese? A trans fat"

"Abortion jokes aren't funny Cut it out."

"My wife and I were happy for 24 years. Then we met."

"Do you want to hear a ghost joke? That's the spirit"

"Did you know some dogs don't pass the Police Academy? ...they didn't pass the pawlygraph test."

"I tried writing with a broken pencil... until I realized there was no point."

"Obama supporters will party all night, especially since most of them don't work..."