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Joke of the Day

"Approach a woman in a bar and whisper ""Hey, wanna get out of here?"" If she says yes, you can sit where she was."

"Why did the peanut go to jail? He was a-roasted peanut."

"Why did the one eyed banker lose his job? He didn't have any debtperception."

"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick"

"What do you call a Mexican who is high? A Baked Bean!"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."

"Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work."

"What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man? The PGA Tour."

"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw plastic forks at her."

"There's a party in my pants and everyone's invited but nobody ever shows up. I wish my pants would stop throwing parties. It's humiliating."