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Joke of the Day
"What do you do in a master bathroom? Masterbathe."
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"Man, Helen Keller would have been fun to party with. She's always blacked out."
"Give a man fish and you'll feed him for a day...... Give a fish a man and you're probably in the Mafia"
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"
"So what goes around comes around eh? Try saying that to my belt"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock Knock. ""Who's there?"" The chicken."
"Hey can you take the next left? I gotta drop the cosby kids off at the pool."
"Whenever I see a group of girls talking I just barge in and say ""he is such an a$$hole"" and just like that, I'm part of the group."
"What do you call a custard when it goes bad? Off-pudding."
"If you spin an Asian person around, what do they become? Disoriented."