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Joke of the Day
"Trying to decide who to leave my middle fingers to when I die."
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"DOOM 4. All of the guns suck, so we made punching take forever."
"What do you call a blind German? A Nazi"
"Some people are allergic to me. You know why? Deez nuts."
"*replaces cream in doughnuts with mayo, tries not to laugh as Frank from accounting eats one...watches, waits, frowns as Frank goes for 2nd"
"What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar? Expecto-Patron-On-Ice"
"One fun way to describe Facebook is ""imagine you are a mind reader in Walmart."""
"Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human? He was just chasing tail."
"New business name slogans Tawnya's Cleaning Service: I'm not willing to clean my own home, but I'll clean the shit outta yours! What do you think?"