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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a melon with overbearing parents? cantaloupe ;)"
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"The filling in fortune cookies tastes like paper.."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when you put them in the oven."
"Penis It's an insideher joke"
"Have you got a copy of ""Living with a small penis ?"" Librarian ""I don't think its in yet"" ""Yep thats the one"" I replied"
"Before you move to Canada after Trump gets elected, just know that it's May 13th and it's currently snowing here."
"Serious question... Would Titanic have been more romantic if they had both died, but holding hands and floating, like otters?"
"Why do we cry..... When it's the onions that are being hurt?"
"Fire engines are painted red for camouflage, so they can sneak up on fires without being noticed"
"So another way of saying a no-brainer would be...? A Kurt-Cobainer..."