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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a melon with overbearing parents? cantaloupe ;)"
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"Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy .... .... I hear you ask."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Dnner"
"There wad a 4 car pile up in Mexico today. . 93 people died."
"I just don't know where I stand on masturabation... I mean, on one hand it feels good, but on the other hand it feels bad."
"I'm going out with two anorexic girls, Two birds, one stone"
"What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet? I need to know before my court date on Monday."
"What's the difference between marriage and identity theft? At least with identity theft you know you're getting fucked."
"Two blondes walk into a building... You thought they would have seen it."
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop...? Dr Dre"