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Joke of the Day
"The filling in fortune cookies tastes like paper.."
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"if someone asks you about yourself say ""OK, sit down, this is going to be a really long story"" then just wander off"
"What are a clumsy person's favorite flowers? Oopsie daisies."
"How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box"
"As a German, this year is the first year I'm really happy... ...that I have missed the Coke X-Mas truck."
"I have a concrete strip on my front lawn painted to look like a slip n slide and every summer 10 to 15 kids learn a valuable lesson on it."
"Joke 2 - What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork? Princess Arielephant"
"The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone has stolen every lamp in his house."
"""So you think you can dance."" should be the title of a Lifetime movie about strippers."
"Why did the Marxist drop out of school? He didn't like the classes."