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Joke of the Day
"Finally took that warning on the cigarette pack to heart and stopped littering"
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"[checks Facebook & sees my 4th grade girlfriend has liked my hot chocolate recipe share] ME: I knew she'd come crawling back to me one day"
"I have a friend named miles But he moved to Europe so now he goes by Kilometers."
"What's the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife? A prostitute says ""Faster, faster!"" A girlfriend says ""More, more!"" A wife says ""Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."""
"What did Hillary Clinton say when she got to the restaurant? ""Can I have a private server?"""
"Got any jokes which can be used every day? Like... When people say I'm cold, you can reply... Stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees. What other jokes can be thrown into every day life like that?"
"If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time to just before a famous person was supposed to be assassinated and borrow money from them."
"I'm never gonna tell the person I'm meeting up with that you said hi."
"How do you find the click bait audience?"
"Took me forever to find this chronology book. It's about time."