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Joke of the Day
"I'm never gonna tell the person I'm meeting up with that you said hi."
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"*rips finished page from adult coloring book* *puts it on daughter's toy kitchen fridge*"
"I don't hold grudges. My father held grudges, I always hated him for that."
"Last supper *at the last supper* *Jesus breaks bread* this is my body *pours wine* this is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm just going to stop you right there...."
"1964:""Remember kids,"" a youth basketball coach says, ""there's no ""i"" in team."" ""Not yet,"" whispers 5th grade Steve Jobs, ""... not yet."""
"A man boards a plane. An attractive flight attendant walks towards the man and asks: ""Would you like some headphones?"" The man replies: ""Yes, but how did you know my name was Phones?"""
"Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company"
"Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention? Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha"
"What kind of bees do female ghosts have to deal with? Dead ones, you guys. Dead ones."
"Did you hear about the autistic guy that sat on his food at Fuddrucker's? Turns out he just had Aspergers."