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Joke of the Day

"Tired of Funny jokes? Check out a new subreddit for real bad jokes... They are not funny. There are no strict rules about what kind of not funny they have to be. /r/realbadjokes/"

"Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto? Because hes not a planet."

"The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband."

"What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator? Close the door! I'm dressing!"

"Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook? Because they all own telephones"

"Every time I get an AIDS test, I'm convinced it's going to come back positive And every time I'm right."

"*writing suicide letter Goodbye cruel world. Your going to really miss me when I'm gone... Cat: *you're"

"My ex girlfriend wasn't able to handle my OCD I told her to close the door five times on her way out."

"You can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys by being fly."

"My Boss is Irish and I need good comebacks! Help me out with the best Irish jokes you got!"