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Joke of the Day
"Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto? Because hes not a planet."
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"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. Normally there is a Welshman, Irishman and Englishman, but they're all in Marseille at the Euro's."
"I've just read a book on how dramatically footballers wives lose their looks once their husbands retire.It's a real WAGS to witches story."
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman ? Snowballs."
"I make my kids drink tap water because I feel their chances of gaining unexplained super powers are greater with tap."
"I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was colour blind.. It came completely out of the green"
"A man was arrested for climbing up and headbutting Big Ben repeatedly... Police can not identify the suspect but say his face rings a bell."
"Why does Donald Trump tweet stuff at 3am? Because it's almost afternoon in Russia at that time."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur. Licktalottapuss."
"Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway."