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Joke of the Day
"Inside jokes are bitterly resented by the homeless."
Next Joke
"At the police station a) Somebody stole my wallet. b) When did this happen ? a) I don't know he also stole my watch."
"I made a Freudian slip at the dinner table the other night.. I meant to say to my mother-in-law ""Could you please pass the potatoes?"" But instead I said ""You stupid cow, you have ruined my life."""
"I was thinking about where Luke Skywalker goes to buy his change of clothes while talking to my girlfriend. Me: I wonder where Luke Skywalker buys his clothes. Her: The Darth Maul. ;) I love my life."
"The next time you are in a group and everyone is on their phones except you, go ahead and treat yourself to a fart. You earned it!"
"This map of Africa is so authentic, it has no borders, it just says ""Hey guys, can someone fucking help us?"" across the entire thing."
"What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic? ""You're dead to me."""
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)"
"Made this up two days ago: What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him? I have Grey Poupon me"
"Rosy Red Cheeks What do you get when you squat over a rosy red fire?"