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Joke of the Day

"Nike is coming out with a line of Air Brady football shoes. They have a built in suspension feature. You just have to let some air out."

"Bear Grylls lies on the floor at Starbucks peeing into his own mouth, ""this is literally the only way to survive in this environment"""

"Yo momma's so fat... .. when she fell out of bed, it was detected by LIGO."

"What did the girl say when her boyfriend asked her to rate the size of his penis? Urinate (heh just made this one up)"

"What idiot called it removing a curse and not a hexagon?"

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first..."

"Math Joke. There are 10 types of people. Those who know that this joke is in hexadecimal and F the rest. Credit: Numberphile"

"I wonder if giraffes can eat so much their stomach explodes bc they just don't know it right away cuz it's in their neck for so long. What."

"I will gladly eat anything I find in a fridge unless you put your name on it, in which case I will be full of guilt and shame when I eat it."

"What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman? The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample."