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Joke of the Day
"why did Microsoft skip 9? because 7 , 8 , 9 !"
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"If you're first on a YouTube comment thread, I assume you're last in pretty much everything else."
"What's brown and sticky? Seriously. Guess."
"""'There is no 'I' in team!"" *Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam*"
"How do you keep a turkey in suspense? ...... ...... ...... I'll get back to you in a few weeks"
"How are whores and movies alike? You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either."
"How do you fit three gay men on a bar stool? You flip the stool over."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? An obscure number you've probably never heard of......"
"What do you call 2 algebraists who marry? Prime mates"
"What if cats are born with names & the fact that we call them names that aren't those names is the reason they act irrationally towards us?"